Its probably better if i list the things i don't like first...

stupidity
oompa loompas (the strange orange natives of swansea)
those godforsaken human interest televised freakshows on channel 4
god (really? really? come on...)
many many many other things

right about me... i'm cynical but i like to laugh, i look kinda funny but i can spell (it was a trade off). i like television, movies (mainly indie ones), reading (with and without pictures), making things (with my hands and feet), food (not meat), parenthesis (yes).

i'm looking for someone who shares the same disillusionment at the world as me but with a smile and a skip and a hop (not included).

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